The last Cunt of the Year

Considering how inept the TNC knew Aussie Mark would be this year, they still decided to give the cunt the majority of the votes, but they decided to give him an assistant social secretary (ASS) to help. What a waste of time that was...

Considering he is Australian and the ass is a fireman they failed to create any heat and the year was a cold, damp squid, nearly as bad as the Burhop year blah blah blah Covid.

The only real achievement for this years COTY was he started Australian and ended up Welsh!