The reigning Cunt of the Year
The reigning Cunt of the Year
The phrase "it is always the quiet ones" really does ring true for King Porn Kev. He is so regular there are an army of cunts being erected out of bed every morning at the same time.
It turns out this enlightenment comes from his time as a buddhist monk doing meditation in 2001. His buddhist name was: Shin Suzikita - Mr. Well Cultured
The calamari king swept into power with a landslide majority vote which he had campaigned relentlessly for all year long.
Upon his enthronement, the parish spotify DJ wished “Peace be upon my fellows”.